Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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