i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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