You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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