Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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