Please, let me fuck your mom
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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