we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
