Ambien. No doubt about it.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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