don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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