do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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