Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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