So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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