dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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