I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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