We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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