He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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