why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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