There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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