8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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