these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
