I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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