the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
