I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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