WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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