Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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