I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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