next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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