UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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