He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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