I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
this just has baby written all over it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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