he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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