The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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