I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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