I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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