I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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