just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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