how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do herpes really smell.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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