9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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