they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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