what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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