escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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