You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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