I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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