Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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