let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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