I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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