How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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