At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm at about main and main street
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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