i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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