if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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