belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The air taste purple.
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